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Perfectly Relevant Notes & Perspectives from the year 3009 & beyond...

Thursday, February 4, 2010

G.I. JOE raggae jam

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

beingbeing

inspirato

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Ohh Rogie

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

"have faith in the yankees my son"



yankees win twenty seventh

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

hooray for globalization!

Monday, September 28, 2009

play for two people

Sam Pink's A PLAY FOR TWO PEOPLE from blake butler on Vimeo.



pour a cup of orange juice. google i cheetah: an autobiography. stretch your hamstrings. do something for the first twenty five seconds of lo-fi female mumble. then it hears good.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

i propose today national knight rider day

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Gurlz Я Good

i love you?

ReadWalkerPercy

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

david lynch is my hotelgirl

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Lucky Dragons

Friday, July 3, 2009

Receshhh Fun Facto

"The giant squid lives in the depths of the oceans and seas and in the coastal waters around Europe and Canada and they sometimes live in Monterey. There are only three open spaces in the sea with giant squids."
thanks to library thinkquest

Astronaut Secessio




Recession Rumor Mill:
astronauts are planning a massive revolutionary secession this July 4th to "cut out the fat" and begin a recession-free superior space-man race.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Future Dent




os

Monday, June 29, 2009

Beckett

Hall & Oats




Mom, Bernie Stole My Animal Crackers

Bernard Madoff

...and my Porsche, and my summer home, and my H2, and all my bling.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Cyclops or Siren Conglomerate



never did a cyclops look so good. the one-eyed ms. kelly future clone seemed bothered by our recession-era-sized yacht. her christmas-day posture and siren song tranced our compass toward her caps come nightfall, which ended in me dancing quite foolishly on her right upper quad later that evening after a liter of port and some motion sickness medicine.
i luh u gurl

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Recession Toyz

In the year 3k9...


The recession still rages on! But we find solace in our pets. Meet Jack. He cost nearly four times as much alive...low upkeep. Obedient. He makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Jan & Kjeld "Banjo Boy"

Recession Man of the Year